"I wish I could, but I don't want to."
“I think the most romantic song is the one that Elton John wrote for that guy from ‘Who’s the Boss?’… You know, ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’”
“You should see me when I actually… Oh actually, no, I look good.”
"See? He's her lobster!"
“You love divorce so much, you’re probably gonna marry it — and then it won’t work out, so you’re gonna have to divorce it.”
“I’m very wise, I know.”
“Princess Consuela Bananahammock.”
"They don't know that we know they know we know."
“Didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off, you know, like when you were running toward the swings or running away from Satan?”
“Something is wrong with the left phalange.”
Monica: "Do you have a plan?"
Phoebe: "I don't even have a "pla."
“Oh, my God, a woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders!”
"It's so exhausting, waiting for death."
13 bathrooms in this place, I threw up in a coat closet."
“I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you.”
Well, if she isn’t (dead), cremating her was a big mistake.”
“Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.”
"Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number."
I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work, and/or are sick
To Ross: “If you’re not careful, you might not get married at all this year.”
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