पॉपकॉर्न की खुशबु, मूंगफली की बहार,
लोहड़ी का त्योहार आने को तैयार,
थोड़ी सी मस्ती, थोड़ा सा प्यार,
एक दिन पहले ओ मेरे यार,
मुबारक हो आपको लोहड़ी का त्योहार....
"Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha."
“Man, I’m starving. What was I thinking at dinner? ‘Do you want soup or salad?’ Both. Always order both.”
“That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!”
. “Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
“Okay. So I’m out four thousand dollars and nobody’s boobs are getting any bigger?”
“I like it. What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Good.”
“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?”
“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
“Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!”
“Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.”
“I look a woman up and down and say, "How you doin'?"
“Here come the meat sweats.”
“These are just feelings. They’ll go away.”
“Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait! I said, ‘Maybe
“Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”
Oh, that's okay, girls tend to not like me."
“Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight: I’m a recovering alcoholic, I’m a Mormon, or I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?”
"I hope it's still funny when you're in hell."
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