“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner, I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”
To Ross: “If you’re not careful, you might not get married at all this year.”
I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work, and/or are sick
"Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number."
“Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.”
Well, if she isn’t (dead), cremating her was a big mistake.”
“I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you.”
13 bathrooms in this place, I threw up in a coat closet."
"It's so exhausting, waiting for death."
“Oh, my God, a woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders!”
Monica: "Do you have a plan?"
Phoebe: "I don't even have a "pla."
“Something is wrong with the left phalange.”
“Didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off, you know, like when you were running toward the swings or running away from Satan?”
"They don't know that we know they know we know."
“Princess Consuela Bananahammock.”
“I’m very wise, I know.”
“You love divorce so much, you’re probably gonna marry it — and then it won’t work out, so you’re gonna have to divorce it.”
"See? He's her lobster!"
“You should see me when I actually… Oh actually, no, I look good.”
“I think the most romantic song is the one that Elton John wrote for that guy from ‘Who’s the Boss?’… You know, ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’”
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