“Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait! I said, ‘Maybe
“These are just feelings. They’ll go away.”
“Here come the meat sweats.”
“I look a woman up and down and say, "How you doin'?"
“Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.”
“Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!”
“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?”
“I like it. What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Good.”
“Okay. So I’m out four thousand dollars and nobody’s boobs are getting any bigger?”
. “Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
“That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!”
“Man, I’m starving. What was I thinking at dinner? ‘Do you want soup or salad?’ Both. Always order both.”
"Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha."
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