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चिंटू - तुमने मुझे मारा , तो मैं टिकट चेकर को अपनी उम्र बता दूंगा |

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टीचर: तुम पढ़ने में ध्यान क्यों नहीं देते हो?
स्टूडेंट : क्योंकि पढाई सिर्फ दो वजहों से की जाती है…..
पहला कारण :डर से
दूसरा कारण : शौख़ से

और,बिना वजह के शौख हम रखते नहीं और डरते तो किसी के बाप से नहीं।??

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स्वर्ग मेँ पहुँचते ही भगवान ने उसकी रुह को सीने से लगा लिया

और बोले

“पगले मैँने तुझे जिँदगी जीने के लिये जमीन पर भेजा था

और तू इसे उत्तराखण्ड “समूह ग ” की तैयारी मेँ खत्म कर आया!!!!!!

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