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बच्चे को सुलाती माँ-

अंग्रेज- Good night son

देशी माँ – सो जाओ बेटा, शुभ रात्रि

गढ़वाली माँ- सैजा रे नैहुन्या… आब त भूत ले सी गै हुनेला.??


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 पत्ती - तुम मै दगड करवाचौथ कु व्रत

 रखणा छन ना ???

पतिदेव - मिन कभी बोली च मैर दगड बैठिक दारू पी???

#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

   मगंतु चैतु के ढाबे में पहली बार   

मंगतू - गरम क्या च?  

चैतु - चो उमिन.  

मंगतू - और गरम?  

चैतु - समोसा.  

मंगतू - और गरम?

 चैतु - चाय.

मंगतू - और गरम?

 चैतु - मुछ्यालू च मुछ्यालू च

 हां ल्यो बल मेरी बीडी बुजी गे?????

#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

गुरूजी : नौना…स्कूळ आणम अबेर किळे हवे ? 

पन्नू : गुरूजी…बुई-बुबा ळड़ै कना छ्याई

गुरूजी : ऊं झगड़णा छ्याई त ठिक च…पर तिळ अबेर किळे क्याई ? 

पन्नू : गुरूजी…इक्क जुत्ता बुबा हत्तम छै अर दुसर बुई म|| ????

#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

रामजी की चिट्ठी सीता ते.

 मेरी प्यारी सीता तु कन छे ?

 मेंते तेरी याद ओणी चा ! 

अच्छा सुण मेरा त्वेते हनुमान बांदर मा काफल दिया छान.

 गिण ले अगर एक भी काफल कम होलू ता वे बांदर पूछड़ी माँ आग लगे दे !

 अर वे रावण तै बोली दे क़ि मेर आदमींन तू ख़तम कन 

सीता मेरी रिफिल खतम होणी चा ! आपरू ध्यान रखी ! ...


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

एक पहाड़ी ने चीन में चाय की दुकान खोली और उसका नाम रखा: “पहाड़ी टी स्टाल“..।

दुकान ज्यादा दिनों तक नहीं चली,

तो किसी ने सलाह दी कि अगर चीन में तरक्की करनी है तो दुकान का नाम भी चाइनीज में ही रखो।

अब उसकी दुकान अच्छी चल रही है क्योंकि दुकान का नाम रखा है:

“ताती ताती चा फू फू करके पी”

? ? ?


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

स्वर्ग मेँ पहुँचते ही भगवान ने उसकी रुह को सीने से लगा लिया

और बोले

“पगले मैँने तुझे जिँदगी जीने के लिये जमीन पर भेजा था

और तू इसे उत्तराखण्ड “समूह ग ” की तैयारी मेँ खत्म कर आया!!!!!!????


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

भाई साहब हम पहाड़ियों में लड़ाईयों के भी प्रकार(category)है ।

1-फतोड़ा-फतोड़ ,2-मारा-मार। 3-काटा-काट 4-धदोड़ा-धदोड़ 5-थेचा-थेच ???????


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

मास्टर जी का प्रश्न : लू कितने प्रकार की होती है

पहाड़ी स्टूडेंट : गुरूजी लू तो बिजां प्रकार की होती हैं

औ-लू , जा-लू , खा-लू , पी-लू , देख-लू , नाच-लू , पढ़-लू , हेंस-लू , म-लू


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भगवान चंद-: यार तु चटणी बिज़ा स्वादिष्ट कना बणोदी..??

सुमन गौड़-:चटणी सिलोटा मा थैच्दी दाँ तुम्हारू ध्यान करदु बस..! ?


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

ब्यो का बाद... 

घरवाली तैं लगदु मां सिखा रही है..

और मां तैं लगदु घरवाली सिखा रही है..

 बिचारु आदमी करु त क्या करु..??

#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

मजाक कने भी हद होन्दी यार

मी एक नौनी दगड छो बेठ्यूं

बड़ी मुश्किल से बात बणाई छे…

…

यो कमीना दोस्त आई अर ब्वन लगी


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

मास्टर जी : हाँ रे मंगतू…!!

त्येरा सिर्फ 5 नंबर छन आयां का अर तू फिर भी हेसण लग्युं च….!! किले रे…!!

.

मंगुतु : मासाब… मी त यी बात सोची छुं हेसणु की यी 5 भी कन म ऐन… ?


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

बोडी मि बोडाफोन बटी बुनू छॉ

बोडी : अरे लाटा तू बोडा कु फोन बटी बुनी छैं अर यख सुबेर बटी तयार बोडा फोन खुजाणू च।


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021

“आज भरतु की ब्वारी कपाल पर मोल थै लगाणी. कैन पुछ‍ि- क‍िलै छन इना कना. त् जवाब म‍िली : रेडियो बोल रहा था, सुरक्षित काले मेरे बाल. भैंसमोल ने किया कमाल″


#garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-jokes #garhwali-funny-chutkule #garhwali-chutkule-2021
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#garhwali-jokes #garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-status #garhwali-funny-jokes
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#garhwali-jokes #garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-status #garhwali-funny-jokes
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#garhwali-jokes #garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-status #garhwali-funny-jokes
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#garhwali-jokes #garhwali-chutkule #garhwali-status #garhwali-funny-jokes
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